I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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