Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
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You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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