I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
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if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
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I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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