scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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