Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
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