we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
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I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
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This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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