I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
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I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
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I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
They have beer where we have blood.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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