For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
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I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
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She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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