she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
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Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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