i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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