Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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