its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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