Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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