Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
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I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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