im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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