I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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