she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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