when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
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