Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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