Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
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Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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