The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
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