it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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