The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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