He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
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We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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