i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
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Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
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The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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