i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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