love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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