This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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