Those balls look pretty dangerous.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
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Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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