Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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