I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
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There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
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"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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