Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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