I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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