You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
