Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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