Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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