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somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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