yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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