I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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