It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
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I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
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