He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
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when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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