office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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