Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize