whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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