Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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