rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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