Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
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I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
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SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Fuck me I smell like cheese