So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.