Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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