Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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