they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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