i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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