Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
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she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
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please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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