from now on my penis is your penis
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Randomize
